The shocking jungle encounter that made me Impidicus.

“What the fuck is that?” I asked my girlfriend perplexed. I was gazing back and forth between her eyes and the object we bumped into, on the jungle’s grassy floor. “Don’t touch it!” my girlfriend exclaimed, and then continued…”It’s crazy…someone is pulling our legs, I’m telling you, and if not, it’s a freaky tiny alien, …